I had an interesting problem recently. I wanted to send my new love flowers, but she lives hundreds of miles away and I don't know her address, and she's a very private person (to the point of paranoia, frankly), and our relationship is very new, so I didn't want to rock the boat (or spoil the surprise) by asking her for her address.
I considered my options.
Ask her employer for her address -- a no-no. Definitely not a good idea, and it would be unprofessional, frankly, for her employer to give me her address. (She works at home, incidentally.)
Ask a mutual friend. Not possible: I don't know anyone who has her address.
Do a reverse phone lookup? I only had her cell phone number. (That's all she has. No landline.) And with a reverse lookup on a cell phone, address info doesn't come free. You have to pay for it. It's only $5 in many cases, but still -- why pay $5 if you don't have to? (Actually, I did go this route -- and got an address that was years out of date.)
I could ask her directly. But I didn't want to do this. It would raise suspicion -- and spoil the surprise. I wanted the flowers to come as a surprise. That was the whole point.
I hit upon a brilliant solution. My web-savvy love interest, it turns out, has her own vanity domain name (e.g., firstname-lastname.com). Knowing her, I knew it would be a genuine domain name (not an alias), registered with a real domain-name registrar. (And I was right.) And I knew that her address would be on file with the registrar -- because it's required. You have to give an address when you take out a domain name. I did a WHOIS search and found out that her vanity domain name was indeed registered to her -- and there was her address! The registration information was two years old, but I knew she was probably still at the same address, because she had told me once that she hates nothing more than moving.
Sure enough, I sent flowers and they arrived at the right address. Mission accomplished!
But the mission didn't go entirely well. More about that in my next post.
No, that's not my real name. Yes, I am a real human being who speaks from the heart, feels from the heart, and sometimes wishes he didn't have a heart. In the end, it's what comes from the heart that matters. Mine is mostly scar tissue by now. Hopefully you can learn from my pain.